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Trout Bums at Large is a monthly column appearing in the Yakima Herald-Republic and the Seattle Times. The column is written by Randal Sumner and Mark Littleton. We will be keeping an archive of these articles on this page.

Retirement
by R.Sumner
08/01/2014

 

 

     Retire from the NASCAR word Re-Tire; meaning your tires are shot and need replacement.

 

Last week I received a financial newsletter; on the cover is a picture of a white haired old man cutting a board on a table saw. The title in two inch letters,” Build your Dream Retirement.”  The sub title: “Now’s the time to line up what you’ll do with week after week of free time”.  Holy-Moly are you kidding me? Now bear with me dear reader as I have expert advice on this subject.

  First there are some people that should never retire, this is the Type A hard charging, result oriented crowd. You know the everyday is a new opportunity for excellence folks. Making bird houses is not going to cut it. Not that there is any thing wrong spending your last days making bird housing. My advice is to stay on the job, you’ll be happy and your children will appreciate there inheritance.

  Now for the rest of us Type B or C’s there is a couple ways to go in building your dream retirement. I mean what is your dream? Dream not fantasy, lets face it, your probably a sixty something washed up Troutbum . Your hair is a memory but at least you can still remember having it. Physically you are not the man you were at forty and maybe now even a bit optically challenged. This is what you have to work with in the Dream Retirement framework. Your thinking “This is depressing”, well yes it is and how do you feel about having spent your best years on the job? But as we say in fishing, that is water under the boat, get over it. 

  The one thing you don’t want to happen is to be talked into someone else’s dream. I’ve known people that were lured into buying a monster motor home and traveling; so you worked for forty years to become a bus driver. Not that there is anything wrong with driving a bus. In this case the husband died behind the wheel of massive heart failure. This is of course an extreme example, sometimes motorhoming just ends in a simple divorce. Another couple I know decided to move from Yakima to the coast and buy a sailboat. They live in Arizona now. If you want to be a blue water sailor start young. I guess that’s the point, start young so that when your dream retirement comes rolling in you won’t be sitting around deciding to take up Bulgarian folk dancing or watercolor classes. Not that there is anything wrong with Bulgarian folk dancing.

  Now that you’re retired, people will advise you to begin an exercise regimen, join a gym they’ll say, jog they’ll say, and certainly dancing will come up. I personally take a walk everyday; I also have two eggs each morning and a short nap about 1:30 each afternoon. Recently I have discovered a great low impact exercise, brewing beer with my son Bob, it’s a togetherness thing and the beer is delicious.

  In my own case I was retired by the Pennzoil Company in 1999, in there wisdom they chose to close all there small operations, but I could move to Atlanta Georgia and run that store. I researched Atlanta and the trout fishing is nil, so I took my severance and became a lowly fishing guide. Now I’m retired from my retirement.

  I guess I’ll buy new tires, hit the road and find some new water.



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