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Trout Bums at Large is a monthly column appearing in the Yakima Herald-Republic and the Seattle Times. The column is written by Randal Sumner and Mark Littleton. We will be keeping an archive of these articles on this page.

by Randal Sumner

I like musicals, I don’t know much about them as an American genre, I just like them. They’re a little stupid, there a little whimsical, its just fun, don’t think about a bunch of sailors singing, “There’s nothing like a Dame,” just go with it. That pretty much sums my feelings about fly-fishing, lighten up, make a cast, it’s just for fun.
My pal Mark knows all the words to Oklahoma, he was in the musical at his high school, and he will sing at the drop of a wine glass. This fall Mark, Chis and I went on our annual fishing trip to the Idaho wilderness and were camping around bear and deer hunters. There not really singers but darn good listeners, around a roaring campfire Mark tried to teach me all the words and melody to Oklahoma. It got me thinking about a Fly Fishing musical. Ok gang lets put on a show!

I guess you have to start with a plot, the story line should be simple so lets go with Boy meets Girl, then Boy would rather go fishing than deal with Girl. The universal conflict. Lets name the boy Ray and the Girl Patty. Ray and Patty
I like it.

We could start act one with the wives of the fishermen, dressed in multi-colored bath robes, slippers and cold cream masks singing and dancing to,” We are the fishermen’s wives “ in a munchkin accent. Think about it.
This act ends with Patty’s solo of “ What about my issues”, heart rendering and bittersweet.

This is followed by the singers dressed in silver trout outfits belting out “ Don’t put a hook in my mouth”, can’t you just picture the stage lights reflecting off the silver lame’ fish suits as the trout swim dance around? Dazzling.

As for the big male number we would have the guys dressed in sequined chest waders casting fly lines across the stage past each other, I think green and red lines, maybe three casters on each side of the stage. Keeping all the lines in the air at the same time and singing “ Lookin’ for a lunker.” This act will take some practice for actors not intimately familiar with fly-casting. As the lines fall at the end of this number Ray enters pushed on stage by the trout in a golden drift boat, to sing his solo” Got No Worries when your fishin’.”In.the final act we would have the big wedding event, with Ray and Patty singing the duet “Baby just wear your hip waders”, under crossed fly rods.

Of course there are some details, like the music itself that I would need help with but nothing is easy in life, fly-fishing or showbiz: but the trick is to make look like it is.

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09/01/2002: MMMM MAYFLIES by Mark Littleton
08/01/2002: CARNEGIE HALL by Randal Sumner
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03/01/2002: Visitation by Randal Sumner
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