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Trout Bums at Large is a monthly column appearing in the Yakima Herald-Republic and the Seattle Times. The column is written by Randal Sumner and Mark Littleton. We will be keeping an archive of these articles on this page.

MARCH BROWNS
by Mark Littleton
03/01/2003

It had been a rough week. One of those weeks that seem to come every few years. Events seemed to be conspiring against me. At times like this, I usually console myself with the thought that there are much worse things that can happen. In this case any worse case scenario seemed too grim to ponder (sometimes thoughts of a painful lingering death fail to cheer me up) . When the going gets tough, the bums go fishing - I needed a day on the river. It was early April and the March Brown hatch had been going for about a week. This is a wonderful hatch, big mayflies that come off just heavy enough to get the trout feeding steadily, but not so heavy that the fish have multiple flies to choose from at any one time. These bugs are so delicious that the trout to forget that there may be someone around trying to stick a hook in their mouth. This makes things a little easier when that is exactly what you have in mind. I enjoy this hatch so much that, even if I was having a really good day, I probably would have found an excuse to get to the river.

I went to the river alone, because sometimes alone is best. No small talk, no talk of any kind, just you and the river. March Brown hatches tend occur early in the afternoon, so I arrived at this little place I know (troutbumese for "I'm not telling where") at about 1:00. I walked in to the river and, since nothing was happening yet, sat on the bank of the river to wait for the hatch. This was a quiet, secluded place set back from the road. The only sound to be heard was the sound of the river flowing by, and there were no people anywhere in sight. The worries of civilization faded into the background as I relaxed and waited. The healing waters of the Yakima were working their magic. Two hawks soared overhead, one Merganser, then another flew by. Later, hordes of swallows arrived, flying low over the water. Swallows often arrive just before a hatch starts, as if they can sense that the bugs will soon be available to eat. Not long after the swallows arrived, the trout started to feed. The hatch only lasted about 40 minutes, but it seemed much longer. This was one of those days that you remember for a long time. The fishing during this short hatch was as good as it gets. The trout were cooperative; their takes slow, confident and steady.

By the time the hatch was over and I packed up to leave, the world was looking a lot better to me. No matter how bad things may seem to be, the river still flows, the birds still fly, and the trout still rise.



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